...do sushi takeaway places insist on only giving you a single soy sauce sachet and one eensy wasabi packet even if you've ordered a shitload of sushi?
...do people buy bags of pre torn-up lettuce?
...do TV shows these days comprise 10 minutes of actual show, 20 minutes of ads and 30 minutes of boring filler/thinking time/"flashbacks"/shit we don't want to see?
...do some people say "bought" when they mean "brought"?
...is Jennifer Connolly considered pretty?
...are people who order decaf soy lattes think they're better than the poor shmuck who orders a long black?
...aren't chip packets full to the top anymore?
...are school secretaries among the scariest people I've ever had to deal with?
...do childless people need more than half an hour to get ready in the morning?
...are the hideous '80s fluoro colours being called "nu-rave" and touted as the Next Big Thing in fashion?
...hasn't Child Services picked up Bindi Irwin yet?
If you know, tell me. I'm confused.
2 comments:
Jennifer Connolly is gorgeous and child services don't touch little gold mines.
But chip packets were never full to the top, were they? They claim that they need air to keep your crisps from getting pre-chewed.
There are plenty of people who say "brought" when they mean "bought", too. But I think we're both talking about the same person here ;)
Spiced soy chai lattes with a twist? Anyone who orders one should be blown into space immediately.
But wtf is Jennifer Connolly?
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